To try a sweet deal for free I would sculpt a giant balloon hat with balloon food on it (ice cream, hot dogs, fries) and wear it in public. Even better I would make 3 and have my kids wear them in public.
www.ohwowballoons.com That's where you can find out about the work part of my life. For more interesting stuff head over to www.balloonsrfun.com. That's a slightly organized gallery with over 2000 pictures of things I have made.