Each day has a 10% discount, you just have to know how to get it. Well, Sunday and Monday don't have one, because right now we are not open on Sunday & Monday.
Tuesday...Make me laugh day. Write down a riddle or joke and bring it in. You'll save 10%, even if it doesn't make me fall down laughing. Puns are the exception. Prices go up by 10% if you bring in a pun and give it to ANYONE who isn't Dan. Dan loves puns, the rest of us hate them.
Wednesday - Recipe day. Bring me in a recipe and save 10%. I will put the collected recipes on the web at the end of each month.
Thursday - New Stuff Day. It's the day I put the new stuff out and you can save 10% on your whole purchase if you are buying something just put out that week.
Friday - Think Green. Everyone should try to live a greener lifestyle. To save on Friday bring in a suggestion for going green. I'll publish the tips on the web at the end of the month.
Saturday - Try something new. Tell me about something I should see, try, do, eat, drink, listen to or visit to get today's discount. More than a couple of sentences, I want to know why I should give it a try, and less than 4 paragraphs because I have the attention span of a flea.
There you have it, I'm not boring, so why have a boring discount plan.